when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously
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*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now
me: let me put on lipstick
boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls
me:
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
Most people: idk I’m really worried of going to the gym alone and looking like an idiot
Me: shows up in a Rey costume and goes hard for an hour of cardio.
Happy Star Wars Day!
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*